long legs ...

i don't have them.

yo ho, yo ho, no more ho ho's!

haha, i seriously just made that up all by myself.

just now.

on the spot.

pwah ha ha!!

ok, so it wasn't that funny. but seriously, y'all, i rock. i've been doing my interval walking program with some strength training for a week now. and eating crazy healthy. i'm supposed to be eating 1700 calories a day and i do good to break 1000, so i'm working on that - trying to eat more.

did you know i can speed walk !!?! no seriously, i shocked myself. i went without the girls today and twisted my toosh and swung my arms and i was seriously walking SO FAST! if you ever wanna see it stake-out a spot on Pu'uowa'a St. on Thursday morning between 7-9. i'll be shakin' my thang.

um, i'm sore. that's good. i'm motivated. that's good. and this time next year, i'll be 80 pounds lighter. that's good.

15 cents

15 cents is the approximate cost of an egg. i guess you could say the egg is about half yolk and half whites. sounds fair, eh. so, when i choose to toss the yellow part to say sayonara to my jiggles, it's really only 7 cents.

and that was just one of the valuable lessons i learned today.

you seen biggest loser? yah, me neither. BUT i know the name jillian michaels. you know, this chic:

intense, eh. she helps fat people be not-so-fat.

this, folks, is my own personal jillian michaels:

she's matti parker. (and yes, that's HER baby she's holding with her ripped arms, flat abs, and deliciously lean thighs)

she's basically stepped in and decided to be my personal trainer, dietician, etc. and with her help, i know i'm going to get this thing done. for real.

so, right now i'm doing a 6 week walking plan, and she tells me what i'm allowed to eat. and i get free saturdays. my goal is to start P90X after the 6 wk. walking program.

basically i was just in tears that somewhere cares enough to help me. no really, i was making a quesadilla for the girls with salty tear seasoning as she and i were texting back and forth. cause i've gone to doctors, yes plural, and asked for helped and it's gotten nowhere ... food log after food log. i went to a local gym where they say they'll set you up with a nutritionist and get you an exercise plan ... nothing. i've tried this thing at least half-a-dozen times now.

and this time, it's going to work.

so i'll post pictures ... later. after i don't look like the pictures anymore.

seriously, whoa people. you don't want to see what's under this Tshirt.

and i'll keep y'all updated.

I'M SO F R E A K I N G EXCITED!!!