Monday, August 17, 2009

15 cents

15 cents is the approximate cost of an egg. i guess you could say the egg is about half yolk and half whites. sounds fair, eh. so, when i choose to toss the yellow part to say sayonara to my jiggles, it's really only 7 cents.

and that was just one of the valuable lessons i learned today.

you seen biggest loser? yah, me neither. BUT i know the name jillian michaels. you know, this chic:

Jillian Michaels
intense, eh. she helps fat people be not-so-fat.

this, folks, is my own personal jillian michaels:
she's matti parker. (and yes, that's HER baby she's holding with her ripped arms, flat abs, and deliciously lean thighs)

she's basically stepped in and decided to be my personal trainer, dietician, etc. and with her help, i know i'm going to get this thing done. for real.

so, right now i'm doing a 6 week walking plan, and she tells me what i'm allowed to eat. and i get free saturdays. my goal is to start P90X after the 6 wk. walking program.

basically i was just in tears that somewhere cares enough to help me. no really, i was making a quesadilla for the girls with salty tear seasoning as she and i were texting back and forth. cause i've gone to doctors, yes plural, and asked for helped and it's gotten nowhere ... food log after food log. i went to a local gym where they say they'll set you up with a nutritionist and get you an exercise plan ... nothing. i've tried this thing at least half-a-dozen times now.

and this time, it's going to work.

so i'll post pictures ... later. after i don't look like the pictures anymore.
seriously, whoa people. you don't want to see what's under this Tshirt.

and i'll keep y'all updated.

I'M SO F R E A K I N G EXCITED!!!

7 comments:

Matti said...

You are cute, and very sweet. You are going to do awesome...and going to look awesome...and feel awesome. I am super excited for you.

.Ang. said...

You inspire me!! (both you and matti)

I need to get moving also!!!

Stephanie said...

i am so freaking excited for you! and you are in such good hands with matti- she is my inspiration too and now you are too! let's all get fit together!

Jami said...

Sounds great, I'm excited for you. I want to do P90X with you when you start. Except maybe not the yoga. Hey, maybe if you can do this, I can get my house packed :)

Ashley C said...

Yay! That is so exciting! How sweet of Matti. Good luck Stef!!!

Lauren said...

Good luck!! I hope it works!

Christina said...

That's so funny about the eggs... Nilesh won't let me throw the yolks away so I have to do it when he's not looking or he eats them ALL!

I'm excited for you! Good luck!